Steps to 'bus'in' it in South America

Step 1. Recline your chair.
Step 2. Watch the film on the TV screen that is in the aisle hanging from the ceiling
Step 3. Go to the toilet
Step 3. On the way to the toilet, forget to duck for the TV screen and walk into Brad Pitt
Step 4. Try not to catapult yourself down the precipitous stairs to the ground floor.
Step 5. No solids please
Step 6. Put on your crampons to climb up to the first floor.
Step 7. Recline more
Step 8. Wake up at customs.
Step 9. Do not declare your animal products.
Step 10. Hide the live chicken
Step 11. Hide your second mobile
Step 12. Get a stamp.

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